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      <title><![CDATA[Trump Got "Evacuated" from the WHCA Dinner and I Don't Buy a Single Fucking Frame of It]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Trump's approval is at 33%. His own MAGA base thinks Butler was staged. So naturally there's a "shooting" at the one dinner he boycotted for eight years — at the same hotel where Reagan was shot. No shooter ID. No motive. No details. Washington-Wood fiction at its finest.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[RFK Jr. Says Trump Has a 'Different Way of Calculating' and Holy Shit He Wasn't Kidding]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[RFK Jr. told the Senate Finance Committee that Trump uses a "different way of calculating percentages." Then he said dropping a $600 drug to $10 is a "600% reduction." It's 98%. Warren pointed out TrumpRx charges $200 for a drug Costco sells for $16. The math doesn't math.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trump Killed Duty-Free Shipping and Now UPS Charges You $12 Just to Pay Your Own Tariff Bill]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Trump killed the $800 de minimis exemption. Every international package now gets hit with tariffs, brokerage fees, and a $12 UPS surcharge — just to collect duties at your door. The Supreme Court ruled the IEEPA tariffs unconstitutional. Nobody got a refund. UPS bragged about the revenue.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Secretary of Defense Quoted Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon Prayer Service and Called It Scripture]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Pete Hegseth stood at a Pentagon podium, opened his 'Deus Vult' Bible, and read a prayer that's word-for-word the fake Ezekiel 25:17 from Pulp Fiction. The Pentagon confirmed it was 'obviously inspired' by the film. This man runs the United States military and he's quoting Tarantino to bless a war.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trump's DOJ Just Asked a Court to Erase the Convictions of the People Who Stormed the Capitol]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Trump's Justice Department filed motions to vacate the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders — men sentenced to 10–22 years for planning the January 6 attack. They're already free. Now Trump wants the record erased entirely, like it never happened.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA['Straits of Vermouth' — The Man in Charge of Your Money Can't Even Name the Waterway Driving Gas Prices]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth' instead of Strait of Hormuz on live TV. The DNC posted one word — 'Vermouth?' — with a photo of Hegseth. Two cabinet members roasted in one post. These people are running a government during a war and they can't name the strait or stay standing at a conference.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Senate Had Three Chances to Stop This War and Chose Trump Every Time]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The Senate voted down the Iran War Powers Resolution three times — March 4, March 18, March 24. Same result every time: 47-53. Fetterman was the only Democrat who crossed. Rand Paul was the only Republican who didn't. Congress had a chance to do its job and chose to be cowards.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Ceasefire Expires in a Week and Nobody Has a Fucking Plan]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2026 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The Iran ceasefire expires April 22. Islamabad talks collapsed. Trump started a naval blockade during the ceasefire. Both sides are violating terms. There is no plan for what comes next — just a ticking clock and a lot of warships.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Two Congressmen Resign Over Sexual Misconduct and Congress Applauds Itself]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzalez both resigned from Congress over sexual misconduct allegations — one Democrat, one Republican. Their resignation letters were read on the floor and met with bipartisan applause. Nobody mentioned the actual victims.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Raskin Filed a 25th Amendment Bill and He's Not Wrong]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Jamie Raskin introduced a bill to create a 17-member commission to assess Trump's fitness for office under the 25th Amendment. It has 50 co-sponsors. It won't pass a Republican House. But when a president threatens to destroy civilizations and posts himself as Jesus, the question isn't whether the bill goes anywhere — it's why it took this long.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trump Threw Riley Gaines Under the Bus and She Thanked Him for It]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Riley Gaines — one of Trump's loudest supporters — said the AI Jesus post was blasphemous. Trump's response? 'I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually.' Her response to that? 'I love the President.' In twelve seconds she went from mild criticism to full submission. That's not loyalty. That's a hostage response.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Woman Running Your Spy Agencies Was Raised in a Cult — and Has Switched Sides More Times Than a Seven-Year-Old at McDonald's]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Tulsi Gabbard was born into the Science of Identity Foundation — a documented cult. Her parents led it. She met both husbands in it. Her guru told her what religion to claim. Former members say she never left. She now runs all 18 U.S. intelligence agencies with a $75 billion budget.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Meet the People Actually Running This Country]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Trump is the face. Kushner is pocketing $2 billion from the Saudis while negotiating the Iran war for them. Tulsi Gabbard has zero intelligence experience and runs all 18 spy agencies. Vance is whispering in a dementia patient's ear. This is your government.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[This Isn't a War. It's an Oil Grab.]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2026 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[I can't sleep. Because somewhere between 3am and the morning news it hit me — Trump has zero intention of winning this war. Venezuela. Canada. Iran. Connect the dots. This isn't foreign policy. It's a global resource heist.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[He Blockaded a Country and Then Posted Himself as Jesus]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2026 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Trump launched a naval blockade of Iran this morning, threatened to blow Iranian ships to hell, picked a fight with the Pope, and then posted an AI image of himself as Jesus. All before lunch.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Oil Just Hit $100. You're Going to Pay For This War at the Pump.]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The Iran blockade kicked in this morning. Oil is over $100 a barrel. Gas is already up over a dollar since the war started. You're paying for this — not Trump, not the defense contractors. You.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Now He's Threatening China with 50% Tariffs Over Iran]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Reports say China is sending air defense systems to Iran. Trump's response: threaten 50% tariffs. We're already at war with Iran. Markets are collapsing. And now China too.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA["I Don't Care" If Iran Comes Back to the Table — That's What Unfit Sounds Like]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Peace talks failed. A naval blockade started. And when asked if Iran would return to negotiations, Trump said "I don't care." That's not strength. That's a man who doesn't understand what he's doing.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[He Just Announced a Pre-Crime Pardon for His Entire Orbit]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Trump posting that he'll pardon everyone within 200 feet of the Oval Office isn't a joke. It's a confession. That's not mercy — that's a crime boss announcing terms.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[I'm Not Religious — But The U.S. Flexing on the Vatican Is Insane]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[You don't need religion to know flexing military power at the Vatican is reckless, stupid, and dangerous. This isn't diplomacy. It's chest-thumping bullshit.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Dollar Slipping and Oil Moving to Yen Should Scare the Hell Out of You]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The U.S. dollar losing ground while oil starts trading in yen isn't a quirky market headline. It's a warning shot about American economic dominance.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trump's "Cease Fire" Didn't Even Last Half a Day — Because Of Course It Didn't]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A cease fire that collapses in under 12 hours was never real. It was noise, optics, and another attempt to look in control without doing the actual work.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Pam Bondi Ducking a Deposition Is Weak as Hell]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[She'll take every press hit available. But the second it's under oath? Gone. That's not strategy — that's cowardice with a microphone.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trump's Morning Truth Social Bullshit Is Exactly Why the 25th Exists]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Threatening civilian infrastructure and posting like a rage-drunk maniac isn't strength. It's a public meltdown dressed up as policy.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Trump Turned the Easter Egg Roll Into a Biden Autopen Rant in Front of Kids]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2026 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Kids showed up for Easter eggs. Trump gave them a Biden grievance spiral, Iran talk, and the kind of unhinged adult garbage that should stay away from children.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Cult Has No Clothes]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This isn't conservatism. It isn't populism. It's a personality cult — and the sooner people stop being polite about calling it that, the sooner we can have an honest conversation.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Stop Calling It Patriotism]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Flying a flag and loving your country are not the same thing. The people screaming the hardest about America are the most willing to burn down the things that make it worth defending.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Accountability Died and Nobody Noticed]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[There was a time when getting caught lying ended careers. That time is over. We didn't fight it. We just quietly adjusted — and now we're acting surprised at the results.]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Media Isn't the Enemy — But Some of It Is Garbage]]></title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm not defending cable news. But 'enemy of the people' isn't a media critique — it's one of the first moves authoritarian governments make to delegitimize accountability.]]></description>
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